After getting my morning cleaning done I decided to plop my aged rump in my favorite chair and watch a show I had recorded. One Born Every Minute is a program on the Lifetime channel. It follows the families of pregnant women when they get to the hospital in labor or to be induced, until they deliver. About half way through I had to pause it to get the girls off the bus and fix their lunch. After getting them situated at the table and hearing about their day I went back to the living room to finish my show. Not paying to much attention to what was going on around me the girls wandered into the room. This was the conversation I heard.
AnnaLisa: What is that lady doing?
Sophia: (speaking as if she has first hand knowledge) She's pooping out a baby.
AnnaLisa: Well when I poop a baby never comes out.
Sophia: That's because you're not married.
AnnaLisa: Oh so when you get married then you can poop out a baby?
Sophia: Yes, ain't that right mom?
Me: Well, that's not exactly how it happens.
Just about that time the woman with her legs in stirrups delivered the baby and they placed it on her chest.
AnnaLisa: WOW, she must have a really big butt hole!!
Well at this point I felt it was necessary to tell them where babies come from.
Me: Girls, you get a phone call and go to the court house........
