Whatchamacallit

Yesterday as I was wandering through the kitchen I noticed Jack going out the backdoor with my I-Pod bobbing his head and listening to some rap crap. Later in the day as he was helping me cook dinner I was about to ask him if he brought it back into the house when I had a brain fart and this is what I said

Me: " Hey did you bring my whatchamacallit back in"?

Jackson  looking at me all wide eyed: " Mom I never touched your whatchamacallit, I promise I never did and I never would". 

Me: Yes you did I saw you go outside with it.

Jackson: No I never did, I promise I never took it outside.

After a few minutes of silence he looked at me and said, " Mom what's a whatchamacallit anyway"?

I had to laugh I thought everyone knew what a whatchamacallit was!