Just call Me Queeny

I have kept a very guarded secret from everyone and I am about to tell all. I am of royalty, I am a Queen, yes that's right a Queen, I am the Queen of Isaidso. This is a very strenuous position to be in given my duties. I live amongst commoners and everyone wants to be the court jester. They all think they're the funny one.  You do have to have a sense of humor to live in my kingdom. They all have tried numerous times and have not succeeded. For example just this past week-end Jackson asked me to open the pool. I told him it was still too cold. His reply was,"don't you see the sun I'm hot are you cold or something"? To which I replied,"No but it has to stay warmer at night so I don't have to run the heater it cost way too much money". He said,"Dad works make him pay for it". I didn't have the heart to tell him Dad couldn't afford the consumer bill on the allowance I give him. Funny but no pointy hat. But he kept it up and my reply was, "not yet, because I said so".

Sophia lost a tooth and the stupid tooth fairy keeps forgetting to stop by in the evening. So my excuse was a good one I thought. I told her her room was way to messy and the tooth fairy couldn't get to her bed without tripping over the toys. Without missing a beat she said, "That shouldn't be a problem cause the tooth fairy flies". Oops score one for her that was pretty good. So I told her she still had to clean her room and she asked why, to which I replied, "Because I said so".
They are always pushing the limits on their curfews. Can I stay just a little longer, 20 more minutes, why I don't have school tomorrow?  Oh come on give me a break please and I always come back with  NO, because I said so.
The new one is a cell phone, Jacob who is 13 wants a cell phone. For what? So he can call me from school in case of an emergency. What kind of emergency would there be that they would not allow you to call from the office, what you need me to bring you a pencil. Not happening until you get a job and pay for it yourself. "But whyyyy". Because I said so!! Well you'll be sorry if I miss the bus or something. Ha ha not really.
Oh to be so powerful, I love it. I never thought 3 little word would bring me such happiness. I wallow in all the self confidence it gives me. Make me feel as if I actually have control.